Ael's Band of Not-So-Merry Muses - In which Warsie Jaffa explains the situation

Greetings, Tau'ri. Our female writer has requested me to take charge of giving "announcements" and "updates" on her story-related activities. Therefore, it is my duty and responsibility to inform her readers of what is to come.

For the moment, there are six of us who share in these duties. It my honor to introduce them to you.

The one known as Kal-El will be responsible for overseeing updates regarding Bulletproof, a "work in progress" that combines my own realm of Stargate SG-1 with the DC comics universe of Superman, specifically the television entertainment known as Smallville.

O'Neill's is known as NamelessJack, due to his persistance in bothering Ael and refusing to reveal an alternate name, rather than being known as O'Neill. His duties are to the more eccentric stories that our author produces, and those which are merely odd.

SamanthaCarter is known to us as SuperSam, as our author has often complained that "The Powers That Be" appear to have made her omniscient in all matters technological. It is her responsibility to oversee stories of a more technology-oriented nature, and those of the genre called "fantasy."

DanielJackson's designation is Dead-Again Daniel Jackson, and it is his misfortune to be in charge of "angst and whumping" as well as drama. He is our author's favorite, much to his dismay, and as such he will likely be making many posts in this journal.

ValaMalduran appears to be permanently trapped within DanielJackson's body, and thus has become a muse as well. She often interrupts DanielJackson when he is speaking, and her words frequently reflect a phenomenon known as "innuendo." Her duties include romance, though her view of this appears to be distorted, as well as the genre known as "snark" which I have come to understand is a term meaning "to be sarcastic."

As for myself, I am Teal'c, known as Warsie Jaffa. It is my duty to post stories that fall under the category of "general fic" in addition to announcements and updates.

Whenever we are posting as a group, which will happen occasionally, this is the icon that we shall use. For now, it is the best icon available, but it will likely change sometime in the future.

That is all for now.

EDIT: We have to new additions to the crew.

Jigowatt John is ColonelSheppard. He will be in charge of the main SGA fanfic.

Wraithbait is the incarnation of DoctorMcKay. He will assist in technical issues within SGA stories.






EDIT REDUX: Once again, two members of the crew have been added. They come from a series known as House M.D.

The Magnificent Limping Bastard, or MLB, is the identity of DoctorHouse. He will be taking charge of all medical research in our author's fanfic.





Blasphemy Boy is the identity of DoctorWilson. He will be serving as liason between MLB and we other muses, as well as giving MLB someone to annoy rather than us.